S.S. Stands for Secret Service

Fact: Secret Service agents make me feel guilty even when I am perfectly innocent.

Fact: Secret Service agents are suspicious of the littlest thing, even an old lady falling down metal steps.

Fact: Secret Service agents don't wear dark glasses, and they can occasionally smile.



Fact: The University of Mary Hardin-Baylor Concert Choir and University Singers, with a lowly ithilienprincess among their ranks, sang yesterday for the 41st President of the United States, George Herbert Walker Bush.

Fact: He loved our singing so much that he interrupted the beginning of his speech to thank us.

Fact: President Bush is WAY CUTE, even if he is "eighty-one and-a-half going on eighty-two."

Fact: He flashed his coat at the end of the program, to show just the choir that the lining of his coat was an American flag.

Fact: It feels really wierd to sing part of Mozart's Requiem for an old guy.

Fact: One of the Secret Service agents looked like a very tough no nonsense Queen Shenaynay. I mean REALLY, REALLY looked like the Queen, only she was packing a gun. I think I've discovered the Queen's secret identity.

Fact, fact, fact. There is too much to tell, so you can hear the rest at Boot Camp.